by Scott McGee
written Aug. 22, 2000
Nigthtime it seems, always abounds,
With frightening, scary, spooky night sounds.
Whether it's the washing machine,
Or the unreal sounds of a dream,
They sound like a monster making its rounds.
So when something scary goes bump in the night,
Don't hide in your covers and cower in fright,
Just get up and do it,
Go on, look into it,
'Cause a frightend wife is a more scary sight!